“Oh, Costco”, a seasonal tribute (to be sung to the tune of “Oh, Christmas Tree”)

Oh, Costco, oh, Costco, your deals are so alluring.

Oh, Costco, oh, Costco, those steals aren’t worth ignoring.

I went in for a bag of chips, and spent four hundred on the trip.

Oh, Costco, oh, Costco, your deals are so alluring.

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Oh, Costco, oh, Costco, right when we always need you,

Oh, Costco, oh, Costco, you have a way of coming through.

The school party that you forgot! You volunteered to bring a lot…

Oh, Costco, oh, Costco right when we always need you.

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Oh, Costco, oh, Costco, the very soul of bounty!

Oh, Costco, oh, Costco, so endless in variety.

From small appliances, to clothes, organic quinoa, god, who knows…

Oh, Costco, oh, Costco, the very soul of bounty!

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Oh, Costco, oh, Costco, the way you press our buttons!

Oh, Costco, oh, Costco, makes us forget we’re gluttons.

There is no way we need this much, but scoring deals just feels so clutch.

Oh, Costco, oh, Costco, the way you press our buttons!

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(Insert a key modulation here, if really singing with vigor.)

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Oh, Costco, oh, Costco, our carts are overflowing.

Oh, Costco, oh, Costco, your gifts in bulk bestowing.

Our wallets empty, still we cheer, ’cause Sample Sunday’s almost here!

Oh, Costco, oh, Costco, our carts are overflowing!

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