A MILF moment?

So, as I exited the gas station yesterday (remember when $40 actually got you a full tank of gas?), I heard someone hailing me.  I turned, and saw a man in a car slowing to talk to me.

Put a smile on that face, beautiful!  Put a smile on!  You have a good day, gorgeous!

Well, okay!  Mission accomplished, strange man.  I was smiling as I got into my car parked at the pump.  I had no idea that this outfit could drive a man wild…

Then I heard him again.

Ma’am?  I didn’t see you were walking to your minivan.  You must be a married woman.  I do apologize.  But you’re beautiful!

No word yet on the man’s blood alcohol level or whether he finally found the woman driving the Porche convertible at the pump next to mine.*

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*Okay, there was no convertible at the pump next to mine, I made that up.  The guy still could have been drunk, though.

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